His Eyes were Bugging Out

I’m dying to show you the work I did on the woodland garden, but I need most of a day to finish taking measurements and draw up a garden plan, and I don’t have time this week. So instead I’m going to tell a little story, and show you the view from the scenic overlook – the scenic overlook will be noted on the aforementioned garden plan. Creek

Owning the property for over twenty years, I should have walked every inch by now, so I’m a little ashamed to admit I only recently discovered the scenic overlook.

creekThe title, His Eyes were Bugging Out, refers to Jesse’s response when I showed him this view and mentioned the possibility of a zip line to the other side. Dale said we should build a second zip line back. He’s a genius. As soon as we hit the lottery, that’s what we’ll do. 

Creek

With all the rain we’ve had lately the creek is really running. When I sit on the front porch I can hear it. It’s a wonderful thing, and my life is blessed. 

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The title is also a line in a song, and I’m going off the garden shenanigans topic to tell the story. You know how at wedding receptions people clank their knives on their glass to get the happy couple to kiss; well, when my sister got married she didn’t want any of that annoying behavior, and instead made a rule that she and Dean would only kiss if you stood and sang a song. They still had to kiss every few minutes, but it provided excellent dinner theater. – I taught the head table to sing, “In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we’re drinking here.” – Anyway, cousin Bill worked very hard to compose an original work for the special occasion. My lovely and talented daughter Leandra was about three years old and insisted that the song include a reference to what she saw on TV: eyes bugging out. You know, it’s when the cartoon character sees a hot chick and his eyes leave their sockets, triple in size and hang from springs. Bill worked it in, and I’m only a little surprised that I can still remember all the lyrics. Sing it to the tune of  The Beverly Hill Billie’s.

Come and listen to my story ’bout a girl named Sue.
Sue’s dog was sick; she didn’t know what to do.
So she took him to a vet, who’s name was Dean,
and Dean made a house call, you know what I mean.
 
When Dean met Sue his eyes were bugging out.
When Sue met Dean she knew, without a doubt,
that this was a catch that she would like to win,
the next thing you know, old Dean was moving in.

 

(Note to my wonderful niece and nephew: In this context ‘moving in’ means ‘making the moves on someone’, not physically moving in, which you should only do after you get married.)

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